378 books
70 and Still a Cock
50 and Still a Wanker
45 and Still a Cunt
Happy Birthday You Selfie Bitch
Happy Birthday You Crazy Dog Twat
Happy Birthday, with Ages Comes Wisdom and a Saggy Vag
Happy Birthday, We Are More Than Best Friends
Happy Birthday You Gym Twat
Happy Effin Birthday to My Bestest Bitch
Happy Birthday You Gym Cunt
Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Tits
Happy Birthday Whore
To the Birthday Slut
To the Birthday Bitch
Happy Bloody Birthday You Cunt
Once Upon a Time, in a Far Away Land, There Lived a Cunt
Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Vag
Happy Birthday You Gym Whore
Another Flippin Birthday
Happy Birthday to My Favourite Douchebag
Happy Birthday, I Like You More Than I Like Harry Styles
Happy Birthday Dad, Thanks for Picking Up My Shit
Happy Birthday to My Favourite Cunt
60 and Still Lazy AF
