1,804 books
I'm a biker papa just like a normal papa except much cooler
I can't keep calm I'm a preschooler teacher
If you can read this my Invisibility cloak isn't working
Promoted to Daddy 2018
Gooooall!!
Dead inside but still horny
It is official. I am going to be a Big Brother 2018
R Team Rocket
Classy but I cuss a little
The Starcasm is strong with this one
I am learnfully and wonderfully made
Thick Thighs x Thin patience
Live Love Play Violin
I run on coffee, sarcasm and lipstick
D.A.R.E. to resist authority and religion
Accept the good in your life. Like me, I'm a fucking delight
I like you but if zombies chase us I'm tripping you
Wining allowed.. No pouting!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation
I Love you more than you love baseball... If that's possible XOXO
You decide
I'd agree with you... but when we'd both be wrong
Fries before guys
