James Meier

I'm married to a Smokin' hot disk jockey who bought me this shirt

Badass biker dad

I know I play like a Girl try to keep up

Stand Back. I'm Going To try Science.

I'm actually not funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

Badass English Bulldog Daddy

Resist!

Coffee is always a good idea

I'm a proud dad of a freaking awesome son.. Yes, he brought me this shirt

I woke up like this. Flawless

I Love Sleeping. It's like being Dead, without the Commitment.

I love that we don't even need to say it out loud that I am your favorite child

I am not throwing away my shot

Hoptimist definition

Nope. Not Today

Promoted to Daddy It's a Girl

Dad in Training

Bad decisions make good stories

Engineers aren't boring people

Duck my Sick

You are killing me smalls

Dill with it

Before you judge me make sure you're perfect

At least the war on the middle class is going well