1,804 books
I'd flex but I like this shirt
I'm not Gay. But $20 is $20
First time Dad it's a boy
They call me Nana because partner in crime makes me sound like a Bad influence
My Opinion offended you? You should hear what I keep to myself
If I'm ever on Life support unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if it works.
I was born to be a teacher to encourage to instruct, to mentor, to inspire, to praise, to guide, it's who I am my calling, my passion, my life & my world
Don't care to be a star
Wild Feminist
Mommy Life
Army wife
Sweat is fat crying. Show no mercy!
Live fast die red
Age is just a number and mine is unlisted
Promoted to Dad 2018
October Girl
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.
What part of meow don't you understand?
Straight outta raider nation
National Sarcasm Society Like we need your support
7 Days without a pun makes one weak.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
167 Um? 320 The ELEMENT of Confusion