James Meier

I Just want to Drink Fruit Beer, save animals, and take a naps

Paddle faster I hear Banjos

Assitant regional manager

Hump Daaay!

I'd rather be F___ing

All I need is coffee and mascara

Guns don't kill people Grandpas with pretty daughters do.

That's too much Bacon' - said no one ever.

Sharks will Kill you

Straight Outta C-137

I Paused my game to be here

I pooped today!

Fun.cle Definition

I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a super sexy coach dad but here I am killing it

I am Unstoppable T-rex

I Love you more than you love hockey.. If that's possible XOXO

I mustache you for a beer

My people Skills are just Fine. It's my Tolerance to Idiots that needs work

May the Fourth be with You

I run better than the government

It's not that I can and others can't. I did and others didn't

Unhappy camper

I'm not Arguing I'm just exlplaining why I'm right!

I'm sorry I slapped you... But you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked