James Meier

Rookie Dad of the year

Waffles are just pancakes with abs

Set, spike, eat, sleep, repeat!

Musician definition

If you don't want a Sarcastic answer, don't ask me.

Best buckin dad ever

Sorry for being Late I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here

April Girl

Big Brother

Real men love cats

Big Bro

Suck it up buttercup

The Hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be Pretending I'm not excited

Hide and seek Champion

Real men make boys

Straight outta shape

Perfectly imperfect

I Just want to Drink Amber Beer, save animals, and take a naps

Tap snap or nap

Sarcasm. It's how I hug

Trouble maker

I Love you more than you love soccer.. If that's possible XOXO

Black lives matter. Women's rights are human rights. No human is illegal. Science is real. News isn't fake. You can't grab anyone here. Love is love. Kindness is everything.

County jail inmate