James Meier

Shut up and squat

Duct Tape Engineer

Land of the free because my husband is brave

This is my roadtrip shirt

Happiness is hiking with my grandkids

United states of immigrants

Yo, please if you can read this, put me back in my camp chair

I love my crazy girlfriend

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Too many critics without credentials

Land of the free because of the brave

BBQ

I speak in movie quotes song lyrics and sarcasm

Stress is caused by not playing enough chess

I'd rather be with my dog

If you say Gullible slowly it sounds like Oranges

I'm willing to play nice with you in the sandbox. However, if you throw sand at me I'll bury you like a cat turd!

If you can read this please put me back in my camp chair

I could stop flying kites but I'm not a quitter

Sarcasm. The body's natural defense against stupidity

I could stop juggling but I'm not a quitter

Everyday love story is beautiful but our is my favorite

Yet despite the look on my face.. You are still talking

Metalworking on the brain