1,804 books
Currently dreaming of LARPing
Bodybuilding isn't a hobby it's a lifestyle
I only use S.Ar.Ca.Sm. Periodically
Poker makes life exciting
I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick
Warning may start talking about breakdancing
Be nice I might be your doctor someday
Stomp my flag. I'll stomp your ass
I swear I only look like I'm an Illegal
Now I am unstoppable
I'm a nurse because other superpowers come with spandex
I'm not weird. I'm limited edition
Danger No filter
I workout so I can eat more cupcakes
My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know it I'm kidding or not.
Men have feelings too for example sometimes we feel hungry now make me a sandwich
We're hoping it's a puppy
I can't adult today
I just want to go camping & take naps
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I write my own book
I listen to the voices in my tackle box
A house is not a home without a Scottish terrier
The best kind of parent raises a Shetland sheepdog