1,804 books
It's not sarcasm. It's my allergic reaction to your stupidity
My mom thinks she's in charge that's so cute
Sorry I tooted
Ew, people
In my dream world books are free and reading make you thin
I'm not getting older I'm becoming a classic
No excuses
First of all coffee and second of all coffee
Learning since birth
Adventure time is my time
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing
Trumpkin make halloween great again
The best bonfires are with my dog
Shame Shame Shame
I'm into fitness fit'ness taco in my mouth
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It's only difficult for others. It's the same way when you're stupid
World's okayest brother
The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a Brazilian shorthair
Physically I'm here mentally I'm doing parkour
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
Lacemaking is a work of heart
When I fart, you'll be the second to know
Hi, I don't care. Thanks!
I just want to sip coffee and pet my Japanese chin
