James Meier

I'm just a little ray of sarcasm and sunshine

And God said Math equation ..and then there was light

I'm great at fixing things a little bit of duct tape & it's like new

I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me

My pet poops my breakfast

My goat ate my homework

Classy sassy & a bit smart assy

Happy

Everything I own is covered in cat hair

Immature

You don't need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time

Holy cow. Larry is that you?!?!

No, You're Right. Let's Do it The Dumbest Way Possible Because It's Easier For You.

Mom life is ruff

Wine is like duck tape it fixes everything

Running cheaper than therapy

I'm not always rude & sarcastic sometimes I'm asleep

Master baiter

If my boxer doesn't like you neither will I

This is my vacation shirt

Hey, Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come

I am a proud laser tag addict

My sister is a monster

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice