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Buzzworthy
Installing beach body. Installation failed. Error 404
I just really like pigs, ok?
Happiness is being a grammy
I don't have to. I don't have to... you can't make me.. I'm retired!
Miss.Ms.Mrs.Dr check
Thou shall not try me. Mood 24
Time to wine down
I run to burn off the crazy
I'm pho-king awesome
It's all about the U
Raising arrows Psalm
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Running late is my cardio
Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories
Made in 1968. All original parts
You can't scare me I have a teenager
Totally nailed it
Oversteer woohoo... f*ck Understeer
Born to dance forced to work
She's eating for two, I'm drinking for three
Dear mom, Thanks for being my mom. If I had a different mom, I woud kick her in the face, and go find you. Love, Your favorite
I am psychotic
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home
