1,804 books
I workout because punching people is frowned upon
Girls just wanna have fundamental human rights
New my first year
I hate you. I hate this place. See you tomorrow
Put it in reverse terry!
It's a statement clerk thing. You wouldn't understand
My job is top secret Even I don't know what I'm doing
I don't have an accent y'all do
Autism strong
My llama don't like you and she likes everyone
My coffee is smart! Is yours?
Beef n bean
My beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, humble daughter gave me this shirt
Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems
Security for my little sister
This girl can code
You ain't bout that life
Think Bike! Then get the hell out of my way!
Resistance is not futile. It's voltage divided by current
Fit ish Semi-fit; kind of fit; Someone who likes the idea of being fit but equally likes food
Whoomp! There it is
Stop liking what I like
Everyone should be a feminist
If guns kills people I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make people fat