Snarky Is as Sarcastic Does Press

Sarcasm

I'm Having One of Those Days Where My Middle Finger is Answering Every Question

I Used To Crastinate, But I Got Good Enough To Go Pro.

The Most Enjoyable Part of My Work Day is the Time It Takes My Computer to Reboot

Of Course We Can Compromise. I'll Get My Way and You'll Figure Out How to Be Ok With That.

When I Look at You I Know the Wheel is Turning but the Hamster is Dead

I Don't Like to Think Before I Speak. I Like to Be Just as Surprised as Everyone Else by What Comes Out of My Mouth.

Keep Your Head High and Your Middle Finger Higher

Anywhere You Are is a Hostile Work Environment

Tell Me Not to Do Something and I Will Do It Twice and Take Pictures.

Why Use Words When Rolling Your Eyes Will Do?

I Was Diagnosed With OCCABD

I Like This Job Only Marginally More Than I Like Being Homeless

Revenge is Beneath Me. Accidents, However, Will Happen.

I Wish We Worked Together So We Could Hate the Same Coworkers

Friends Are Like Christmas Lights They Hang Together, Half of Them Don't Work and the Other Half Aren't So Bright.

Welcome to the Dark Side. All the Fun Stuff Happens Here.

I'm Allergic to Stupidity. I Break Out in Sarcasm.

I May Not Be Perfect but at Least I'm Not You

Revenge Sounds So Mean. I Prefer to Call It Returning the Favor.

Some People Are Such Treasures You Just Want to Bury Them.

If You Don't Like Me, It's Because I Don't Want You To.

I Don't Get Enough Credit for All I Do Sober

The Main Ingredient in Company Meetings is Paranoia