Crazy Old Broad Books

I Used to Be Apathetic Now I Just Don't Care Anymore

Will Is Greater Than Skill Will > Skill

Please God If You Can't Make Me Slim, Make My Friends Fat

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy That It Overflows

Happy Anniversary to the Man I Want Beside Me Every Night for the Rest of My Life I Love You

My Anxieties Have Anxieties

I've Told You Once I've Told You a Million Times Don't Exaggerate!

I'm Not Fat My Stomach Is Just in 3D

I'm in Good Shape That Shape Is Round

Offense Wins Games Defense Wins Championships

I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing

I Used to Be Indecisive But Now I'm Not Too Sure

Arguing with a Fool Proves There Are Two

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night

Maturity Is Knowing When and Where to Be Immature

Doesn't Expecting the Unexpected Make the Unexpected Expected?

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem You Have a Perception Problem

Happiness Can't Buy Money

If the Grass Is Greener on the Other Side, You Can Bet the Water Bill Is Higher

If at First You Don't Succeed Destroy All Evidence You Tried

A Lie Will Make It Around the World Before the Truth Has Time to Put on It's Shoes

Apathy Is the World's Fastest Growing Disease But Who Cares?

I'm Not Arguing I'm Explaining Why I'm Right

When Everything's Coming Your Way You're in the Wrong Lane