149 books
So Far This Is the Oldest I've Ever Been
You're Only Young Once But You Can Be Immature Forever
If at First You Don't Succeed Then Sky Diving Is Probably Not for You
For Every Action There Is an Equal and Opposite Government Program
Save a Tree Eat a Beaver
Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People to Show People That Killing People Is Wrong
Being Fat Lowers Your Chance of Getting Kidnapped
If You Didn't Get Dirty You Didn't Play
You're the Best Thing That's Ever Been Mine
Growing Old Is Mandatory But Growing Up Is Optional
129% of People Exaggerate
Simple Is Beautiful
I Never Understood Why We Call Men Pigs & Dogs Pigs Are Smart and Dogs Are Loyal
I'm Going to Stop Putting Things Off Starting Tomorrow
My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Problems
Beauty Is Not Only Seen by the Eye It Is Also Felt by the Heart
Dear Metabolism, I'll Miss You
Relationship Status
I'm Note Superstitious Just Stitious
I Like Being Single I'm Always There When I Need Me
Quitters Never Win But Winners Never Quit
The First 40 Years of Your Childhood Are Always the Hardest
If Your Glass Is Half Empty Get a Smaller Glass
I'm Note Opinionated I'm Just Always Right
