149 books
Coffee Chocolate Men the Richer the Better
87.6% of All Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot
I Used to Be Arrogant But Now I'm Perfect
The Fridge Is a Perfect Example of What's Inside Is What Matters
If It Were Not for Thomas Edison We Would All Be Watching Television in the Dark
Brain Cells Come and Brain Cells Go But Fat Cells Live Forever
Money Never Declines Money Just Moves
Practice Perfect Today Play Like a Champion Tomorrow
I Never Argue with Idiots They Drag Me Down to Their Level and Beat Me Through Experience
If You Can't Cook Don't Tell Someone Their Food Needs Salt
A Bank Is a Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It
Damn I Forgot to Go to the Gym Yesterday! That's 10 Years in a Row Now
I Use to Have Superpowers But a Therapist Took Them Away
I May Never Get Out of This World Alive But I'll Die Trying
Must Do
Cigarette Warning Government Is Dangerous to Your Health!
If Actions Speak Louder Than Words Then Why Did I Learn English Instead of Martial Arts
Empty Cans Make the Most Noise
I Can Resist Everything Except Temptation
If My Aunt Had Balls She'd Be My Uncle
I'm in Shape (Unfortunately It's the Wrong One)
There Is No Such Thing as Lousy Weather Just Lousy Clothing
My 6-Pack Is Very Important to Me That's Why I Cover It with a Layer of Fat
The Real Trouble with Reality Is That There's No Background Music