Humor Vibes

Kayak hair don't care

I'm not slow I'm pregnant

I'm not antisocial I'm pro leave me alone

I'm here for the money and fame

I'm not fat I'm just big boned

I'm not Bossy I'm the boss

I'm not short I'm fun size

I'm not fat I'm thick

I'm like 2019% done

I'm not like most teens I'm in my 40's

I'm not fat I'm pregnant

I'm aware not everybody likes me I'm also aware that I don't care

I'd rather be Surfing

If cats could text You they wouldn't

I'd rather be Snowboarding

I'm a mix of really sweet and don't freaking mess with me

I'm fine

I'm a multi tasking procrastinator

I'd rather be Reading

I'd rather be Fishing

I'd rather be Riding

I'd rather be Skating

I'd rather be Cycling

I'd rather be Biking