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People say I act like I don't care it's not an act
Not today satan not today
Move over Coffee this is a job for alcohol
Property of my kids 24/7
Preguntale a tu mama
Never judge a book by its movie
Maybe the best hasn't happened yet
Life happens coffee helps
Look at me adulting all over the place
Math
Mind your own business
Mermaid hair don't care
Maintenance Engineer Because even Pilots need heroes
Mom hair don't care
Life has no remote so get up and change it Yourself
I'm turning into my mother
I'm sorry for what I said when it was monday
Leave me alone Today I'm only speaking to my dog
Jesus because adulting is hard
Keeping tiny humans alive is my cardio
In memory of when I could sleep in
Jesus because my friends need him
Jesus because my family need him
I've been on diet for 2 weeks and I've already lost 14 days
