Humor Vibes

I do this thing called whatever I want

I don't like You already

"I don't work" Said no Stay-At-Home Mom ever

Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

I'm practicing a new religion, it's called "IDon'tGiveAFuckism"

I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out

Hating me won't make You pretty

Handsome devil

God is good

Here fishy fishy fishy

Happy Fall Y'all

Good things come to those who sweat

Hahaha NO

Gym in the AM Nap in the PM

Happy wife Happy life

Gin queen

Follow Your Dreams

Funcle

First God created man then he had a better idea

Frunk as duck

Fine I'll have another beer

ETC End of Thinking Capacity

Friday Monday

Exercise? I thought You said extra fries