Humor Vibes

Keep talking I'm diagnosing You

It's too AM for me

I'm not sure that I'm happy with any of the choices I've made

I'm not retired I'm a professional grandpa

I'm in shape bearing in mind that round is a shape

I'm just here for the savasana

I'm not lazy I just enjoy doing nothing

I'll always hang with You

I'm done adulting for the rest of the day

I'm here to pet all the dogs and cats

If stupid could fly You'd be a jet

I'm going to hell on a full scholarship

I'm here because You broke something

If You're not Old School stay away

I'd rather be sleeping

I'd love to but my dog said no

If stress burned calories I'd be a super model

I wouldn't call it revenge

I want You to know that someone cares not me but someone

I would like to confirm that I do not care

I'd agree with You but then We'd both be wrong

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me

I wish more people were fluent in silence