Humor Vibes

I will punch You by accident on purpose

I try not to laugh at my own jokes

I would lose weight but I hate losing

I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other

I put on pants today

I married my hero proud Veteran's wife

I promise nothing and deliver less

I think I think too much

I put the hot in psychotic

I notice everything I just act like I don't

I have multiple personalities and none of them like You

I have no idea what I'm doing

I hate mornings

I make cute babies

I have issues

I got so much procrastinating done today

I love sarcasm

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to You

I hate being bipolar it's awesome

I have never faked a sarcasm in my life

I call it as I see it and sometimes it ain't pretty

Hustle until your haters ask if You're hiring

Housewife by day Hot wife by night

I don't go crazy I'm crazy I just go normal from time to time