Sam@WLABB
Written on Oct 6, 2016
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"When Lainey gets dumped, she employs an ancient Chinese warlord's tactics to get her ex-boyfriend back"--
Soccer star Lainey Mitchell is gearing up to spend an epic summer with her amazing boyfriend, Jason, when he suddenly breaks up with her-- no reasons, no warnings, and in public no less! With help from her friend Bianca-- and a copy of The Art of War-- she resolves to do whatever it takes to get Jason back. Lainey channels her inner warlord, recruiting spies to gather intel and persuading her coworker Micah to pose as her new boyfriend to make Jason jealous. Can fighting for what she wants help Lainey figure out what she really needs?
"You look upset."
"Upset how?" [...]
"Upset like maybe you discovered that soccer guy you worship is actually a robot, designed and operated by the people who create boy bands."- ARC of The Art of Lainey, pg 285
"We've spent the last two and a half years together, Bianca. I don't even know who I would be without him."
"You would be my amazing friend, Lainey," Bee says vehemently. "The same person you've been since second grade. Seriously. You don't need Jason to define you."- ARC of The Art of Lainey, pg 51
"You're like this punk-rock baker," I say, shaking my head.
"What's wrong with that?"
"A bit of a contradiction, don't you think?"
[...] Micah looks hard at me for a moment as we reach our cars. [...] "Most people are."- ARC of The Art of Lainey, pg 129