A Toaster on Mars

by Darrell Pitt

• ISBN10: 1925095762
• ISBN13: 9781925095760
• Publish Date: 30 May 2016
• Publish Status: Out of Print
• Out of Print: 16 January 2024
• Publish Country: AU
• Publisher: Text Publishing
• Imprint: The Text Publishing Company
• Format: eBook (EPUB)
• Pages: 288
• Language: English
• URL: http://textpublishing.com.au/books/a-toaster-on-mars

Reviews

[Sarah Says]

So straight up the synopsis has offered up some high expectation for this book to meet and as an Adam's fan I was like "Bring it on Pitt". While I did grow to kinda like the lead character Blake Carter, he was in no way the adorable Arthur Dent - but that's ok because he wasn't supposed to be.

We follow Blake Carter a middle-aged agent with the Planetary Bureau of Investigation as he gets kicked off his current long running case, assigned a Cyborg as a new partner and having to deal with his ex-wife after their daughter is kidnapped. And of course, *spoiler alert* getting the bad guy - with a lot of help from the Cyborg, the ex-wife, some Elvis’s and an odd pirate-like space captain.

The "Zeeb Says" sections throughout the story while humorous at times and very ‘Hitchhikers’ in the style of narration, which I should have loved, I found a nuisance. I'd just be getting into the rhythm of the story and they’d distract me from it. Why was this so? I really don't know! Did they feel like a poor Adam’s imitations? No that wasn't it. Was it just because I was trying to hurry and finish the book because it wasn't floating my boat and they were slowing me down? Yeah, I think that was more it.

I thought this book was going to be right up my ally; sci-fi with silly humour etc. But no, while I liked the book and can see its merits, unfortunately we didn't click. I had to force myself to stay focused and read on. This book is listed as Middle Grade, so I’m not the target audience. But I can’t quite get my head around this book’s listing.

I'm trying to figure out who on earth would be the right audience for this book, because it is by no means a bad story. I think it's a good story despite my personal enjoyment issues. If it was a Friday night telemovie I could totally see my father chuckling while watching it on the couch with a beer in his hand as he’s sprawled out with only his green and gold footy shorts on unwinding after another week of working hard in the Aussie heat.

I would say it's definitely not for Teens, those self-absorbed self-torturing darlings wouldn’t give two hoots about this middle-aged law enforcement officer from the future. I’m thinking 8/12-year-olds who have a love of sci-fi for sci-fi sake and don't care too much about who the hero is if there is lots of action and adventure - yeah, it'd suit them. MAYBE even a "daggy dad" type who wants to switch off his brain after a long day at work and read something that's simple and amusing - I totally thought I fell into this category, but apparently not.

I do intend to check out Pitt's The Firebird Mystery and Diary of a Teenage Superhero and see how I go with them, because I think Pitt’s a good writer, just that this book wasn't for me.

[Kelly]

A Toaster on Mars was a satirical and fun space adventure that will appeal to lovers of slapstick comedy. Set in the year 2509, it follows the storyline of Blake Carter, middle aged gruff agent who investigates universal temporal crimes and those beyond the capabilities of local law enforcement. Seeing Blake isn't all that likable as a character, thank goodness for his new partner, cyborg Nikki Steel. Nikki is a tough, no nonsense agent who plays by the rules. Thrown together, the two must hunt down the galaxy's most notorious criminal who plans to annihilate Earth through destroying all technological advances. But when Badde kidnaps Blake's daughter, they must work together with wanted villain or his daughter faces a life of torture.

'THAT'S RIGHT', BADDE SAID.
'I HAVE AN ENTIRE BOX SET OF THE BRADY BUNCH AND I'M PREPARED TO USE THEM.'

Although written as a middle grade slash early teen adventure, the main character is a middle aged, gruff man and his cyborg sidekick and unfortunately I tended to lose interest throughout. The reader experiences brief glimpses of Lisa's point of view as she's being held captive, but the main focus was placed on Blake's interstellar adventure. Like most readers, children and teens also enjoy being able to place themselves within a storyline and I feel as though that probably isn't the case here.

The humour is silly slapstick, groan worthy dad jokes and eye rolling cliches but if the intended middle grade audience can forgive the abundance of adult characters, it's still an enjoyable read. With the only likable character being the villainous Badde, the humour didn't work for me unfortunately. I did enjoy the simplistic world building, especially Elvisworld, where Elvis impersonators have been imprisoned.

But strictly for the intended audience though I'm afraid.
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