A Toaster on Mars

by Darrell Pitt

[Sarah Says]

So straight up the synopsis has offered up some high expectation for this book to meet and as an Adam's fan I was like "Bring it on Pitt". While I did grow to kinda like the lead character Blake Carter, he was in no way the adorable Arthur Dent - but that's ok because he wasn't supposed to be.

We follow Blake Carter a middle-aged agent with the Planetary Bureau of Investigation as he gets kicked off his current long running case, assigned a Cyborg as a new partner and having to deal with his ex-wife after their daughter is kidnapped. And of course, *spoiler alert* getting the bad guy - with a lot of help from the Cyborg, the ex-wife, some Elvis’s and an odd pirate-like space captain.

The "Zeeb Says" sections throughout the story while humorous at times and very ‘Hitchhikers’ in the style of narration, which I should have loved, I found a nuisance. I'd just be getting into the rhythm of the story and they’d distract me from it. Why was this so? I really don't know! Did they feel like a poor Adam’s imitations? No that wasn't it. Was it just because I was trying to hurry and finish the book because it wasn't floating my boat and they were slowing me down? Yeah, I think that was more it.

I thought this book was going to be right up my ally; sci-fi with silly humour etc. But no, while I liked the book and can see its merits, unfortunately we didn't click. I had to force myself to stay focused and read on. This book is listed as Middle Grade, so I’m not the target audience. But I can’t quite get my head around this book’s listing.

I'm trying to figure out who on earth would be the right audience for this book, because it is by no means a bad story. I think it's a good story despite my personal enjoyment issues. If it was a Friday night telemovie I could totally see my father chuckling while watching it on the couch with a beer in his hand as he’s sprawled out with only his green and gold footy shorts on unwinding after another week of working hard in the Aussie heat.

I would say it's definitely not for Teens, those self-absorbed self-torturing darlings wouldn’t give two hoots about this middle-aged law enforcement officer from the future. I’m thinking 8/12-year-olds who have a love of sci-fi for sci-fi sake and don't care too much about who the hero is if there is lots of action and adventure - yeah, it'd suit them. MAYBE even a "daggy dad" type who wants to switch off his brain after a long day at work and read something that's simple and amusing - I totally thought I fell into this category, but apparently not.

I do intend to check out Pitt's The Firebird Mystery and Diary of a Teenage Superhero and see how I go with them, because I think Pitt’s a good writer, just that this book wasn't for me.