Snarky Is as Sarcastic Does Press

You Say You Value Your Employees, but My Paycheck Demonstrated That Was a Lie.

Don't Be an Asshole

I'm Not with Stupid Anymore

Common Sense Is So Rare These Days It Should Be Classified as a Superpower

Sorry the Deadline for Complaints Was Yesterday

Don't Hurry

I Don't Always Get Horny, but When I Do, I Want You Inside of Me

The Worst Is Yet to Come

I'm Not Sorry You're Offended by My Opinion

Where Can I Download This Thing You Call Motivation?

I Didn't Really Forget, I Just Got So Busy Doing Nothing I Lost Track of Time.

Surprise I'm an Asshole

I Always Have My Best Thoughts on the Toilet

Looks like a Fine Day to Be an Asshole

I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Just Anti-Idiot

I'm Not Addicted I'm Committed

Sarcasm the Perfect Element

Don't Forget to Wipe

Mail Escort

Badass with a Great Ass

Don't Worry You're Still Fuckable

I Wish Common Sense Was More Common

Newsflash Banker Rhymes with Wanker

In a Room Full of Dicks, You Should Not Be an Asshole