Snarky Is as Sarcastic Does Press

Thanks for the Cash Tips - Every Delivery Driver

Training to Be the Hottest Girlfriend You'll Never Have

I Measure My Work Life at the Rate of Several WTF's per Hour

I'm Not Anti-Social; I'm Just Not User Friendly

Lawful Good Doesn't Mean Lawful Nice

No Is a Complete Sentence

I'm Not Bossy. I Simply Make Suggestions Without Options.

I'm Not Dirty I'm Hygienically Challenged

I Don't Trust People Who Don't Meow Back at Their Cats

Don't Be a Salty Bitch

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Work Is Just Something I'm Doing Until I Win the Lottery

I Color so I Don't Choke People

Arguing with a Fool Proves There Are Two

The Road to Enlightenment Has No Speed Limit

Witch by Nature Bitch by Choice

Family Drama the Perfect Side Dish

If It's Called Independence Day, Why Must I Celebrate with Other People

Every Naked Person I See Turns Me On

Don't Be Salty, It's Fry Day

Mechanics Know How to Get Your Motor Running

I'm Not Always a Bitch

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I'm in a Fowl Mood