Snarky Is as Sarcastic Does Press

Sarcasm Is My First Language and Cursing Is Probably My Second

Sometimes I Wonder How You Put Up with Me Then I Remember I Put Up with You So We're Even

You Smell like Hidden Motives

Good Girl with Bad Habits

Mechanic Because Nut Bustin' Badass Isn't a Real Job Title

Lawful on the Streets. Chaotic in the Sheets

If There's a Way to Do It Better, Find It

Your Birthday Certificate Is an Apology Letter from the Condom Factory

A Is for Asshole

May the Bridges I Burn Light the Way

I Put the 'She' in Shenanigans!

My People Skills Are Fine You're Just an Asshole

Majestic Asshole

The Light in Me Acknowledges the Dimness in You

I'm Sorry I Called You an Asshole

Badass It's a State of Mind

If This Line Offends You So Much You Might Want to Stop Crossing It

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem. You Have a Perception Problem.

Fuck Average

If Someone Doesn't Appreciate Your Presence Make Them Appreciate Your Absence

The First Days After the Weekend Are Always the Hardest

No I Am Not Single - I Am in a Long Distance Relationship, Because My Boyfriend Lives in the Future

The More You Know the Crazier You Look

If I Can't Make It Better I Just Laugh at It