352 books
No Man Has Done More To Bring Peace To Mankind
Behind Every Successful Woman Is A Substantial Amount Of Coffee
We Boil At Different Degrees
I Love You But Not As Much As Coffee
With Enough Coffee I Could Rule The World
Don't Take Yourself So Seriously No One Else Does
My Neighbors Diary Says That I have Boundary Issues
Ego Must Go How High You Go Stay Low
Anger Is One Letter Short Of Danger
I Never Try To Make Anyone My Best Friend
I've Said It Once And I'll Say It Again
I Am Busy Right Now Can I Ignore You Some Other Time?
I Treat My Haters Like AM Radio I Just Don't Listen To Them
My Mom Has The Most Awesome Daughter In The World
You'll Never Be Old And Wise If You Weren't Young And Crazy
I'm Not Crazy! The Voices Tell Me I Am Entirely Sane
Mirrors Can't Talk Lucky For You They Can't Laugh Either
Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver
Zombies Eat Brains You're Safe
I Know Who I am Am You Have No Need To Explain
Haters Only Hate People They Can't Have
No Matter How Bad The Economy Of The Jungle A Lion Will Never Eat Grass
If You Think You Are Too Small To Make A Difference
If You Show Your Attitude To Me Then I will Show You My Middle Finger
