Mini Tantrums

Beware Of The Fury Of A Patient Men

My Loyalty Can't Not Be Bought However It Can Be Rented

I'm Not Sarcastic I'm Just Intelligent Beyond Your Imagination

Ugliness Can Be Fixed Stupidity Is Forever

Men Are Like Coffee They're Strong Warm and Keep You Up All Night

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Substantial Amount Of Coffee

I Don't Have A Problem With Caffeine I Have A Problem Without Caffeine

My Blood Type Is Coffee

I Never Go To Bed Angry I Stay Awake And Plot My Revenge

Decaffinated Coffee Is Just Useless Brown Water

Angry? Take A Deep Breath Before You Speak

Just Give Me My Caffeine And Nobody Gets Hurt

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The Less You Give A Damn The Happier You Will Be

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy Coffee And That's Pretty Close

They Call It Pride I Call It Class

Coffee In The Morning Will Keep You Awake Until Noon

It's Always Coffee Time

All You Need Is Love And More Coffee

Sorrow Looks Back Worry Looks Around Faith Looks Up

Some Coffee + Some Thinking = Some Great Ideas

Shut Your Mouth When You Are Talking To Me

No Questions Until I've Had My Second Cup Of Coffee