Mini Tantrums

I Have a Good Heart But This Mouth

My Dog Is Cooler Than Yours

I'm Not the Kind of Person to Put on Speakerphone

My Level of Maturity Depends on Who I'm with

I Speak Fluent Sarcasm

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories

I Don't Rise and Shine I Caffeinate & Hope for the Best

I Enjoy Long Romantic Walks Down the Shoe Aisle

No Matter How You Feel Get Up Dress Up Show Up and Never Give Up

Someone Special Someone Dear Someone New to Love Here

I'm Done Adulting Let's Be Mermaids

If You Can Read This Shh It's Nap Zzzz Time

The First 5 Days After the Weekend Are the Hardest

Home Is Wherever My Bunch of Crazies Are

All Guests Must Be Approved by the Dog

My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open

I Only Drink on Days That Start with T .. Tuesday Thursday Tomorrow Thaturday Thunday

When Life Shuts a Door Open It Again It's a Door That's How They Work

They Whine I Wine

Ten Tiny Fingers Ten Tiny Toes She's Cute as a Button Sweet as a Rose

I Am Creative You Can't Expect Me to Be Neat Too

Once in a While Someone Amazing Comes Along - Here I Am

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid. Which I Generally Realize Right After I Have Said Them

Made with Love Means I Licked the Spoon and Kept Using It