James Meier

I'm not completely useless I can be used as a bad example

T-rex just wants to hug... but he CAN'T

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Don't give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping

If you I'm the dad

Engineer

Make Donald Drumpf Again

The Man behind the Bump

I direct midget porn

I love my smokin hot wife

Big brothers rock

Save the Chubby Unicorns

It's your music

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question

That's how I roll

Happy wife, happy life

I didn't know I'd be an awesome dad but here I am killing it

If only the good die young. I'm going to live forever

Trust the process

If guns kill people I guess Pencils misspell words cars drive drunk & spoons make people fat

Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.

Beach better have my money

Have you tried turning it off & on again?