Daddio Notebooks

149 books

Jan 18, 2020
Cover of Here... Hold my morals. I've got some sketchy shit to take care of.

Here... Hold my morals. I've got some sketchy shit to take care of.

Jan 18, 2020
Cover of Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order out against me.

Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order out against me.

Jan 18, 2020
Cover of Remember when Botox was a taboo subject?

Remember when Botox was a taboo subject?

Jan 18, 2020
Cover of I wish more people were fluent in silence.

I wish more people were fluent in silence.

Jan 12, 2020
Cover of You're a twat...but you're my twat and I love ya

You're a twat...but you're my twat and I love ya

Jan 10, 2020
Cover of Tonight, I promise I will make you come...to my place for NETFIX, pizza and cuddles.

Tonight, I promise I will make you come...to my place for NETFIX, pizza and cuddles.

Jan 8, 2020
Cover of They aren't farts...they're love clouds to keep you warm.

They aren't farts...they're love clouds to keep you warm.

Jan 8, 2020
Cover of Your Weiner is the only one for my buns this Valentine's Day

Your Weiner is the only one for my buns this Valentine's Day

Dec 22, 2019
Cover of I need a leaf blower but for people

I need a leaf blower but for people

Dec 22, 2019
Cover of I wasn't always this SARCASTIC It took me years of working with complete assholes to get this good at it.

I wasn't always this SARCASTIC It took me years of working with complete assholes to get this good at it.

Dec 22, 2019
Cover of I'm usually about LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH and DANCE ...but today it's more like RAISE, AIM, FIRE and RELOAD

I'm usually about LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH and DANCE ...but today it's more like RAISE, AIM, FIRE and RELOAD

Dec 22, 2019
Cover of I wasn't always this SARCASTIC It took me years of working with complete arseholes to get this good at it.

I wasn't always this SARCASTIC It took me years of working with complete arseholes to get this good at it.

Dec 22, 2019
Cover of Saying "And shit" after everything makes it sound more gangster. Like "I work in H.R. and shit."

Saying "And shit" after everything makes it sound more gangster. Like "I work in H.R. and shit."

Dec 17, 2019
Cover of Let's all take a moment to be thankful that I don't own a taser.

Let's all take a moment to be thankful that I don't own a taser.

Dec 17, 2019
Cover of I bought this for my massage therapist. She's so kneady.

I bought this for my massage therapist. She's so kneady.

Dec 17, 2019
Cover of My favorite coworker is the coffee machine

My favorite coworker is the coffee machine

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of I've been told I'm going to hell for my excessive use of the work FUCK.

I've been told I'm going to hell for my excessive use of the work FUCK.

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they're at a rave.

I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they're at a rave.

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of People will stop asking you questions. If you answer back in interpretive dance.

People will stop asking you questions. If you answer back in interpretive dance.

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of Saying "And shit" after everything makes it sound Gangster. Like "I needlepoint and shit."

Saying "And shit" after everything makes it sound Gangster. Like "I needlepoint and shit."

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of Marriage. An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.

Marriage. An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is more important and I don't really care if you have one.

Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is more important and I don't really care if you have one.

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of Saying "And shit" after everything makes it sound Gangster. Like "I craft and shit."

Saying "And shit" after everything makes it sound Gangster. Like "I craft and shit."

Dec 7, 2019
Cover of Welcome to the dark side where all the fun stuff happens.

Welcome to the dark side where all the fun stuff happens.