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Thanks for your text. As requested, here's a picture of my hot, wet beaver.
I ALMOST gave a fuck. Scared the shit out of myself.
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels..except cake
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities
Congratulations. On finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.
Someone offered me grapes but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form. Cheers.
Happy Birthday. One step closer to your balls touching the water when you're having a poo.
I don't have grey hair. I have wisdom highlights.
Good luck in your new job as a porn star. Lights, cameras, drawers off.
It's Your birthday. Your gin delivery is on its way
Old AF. Happy Birthday ye Auld Fart!
If You Never Try, You'll Never Know.
You are magic, own that shit.
Intermittent Fasting Log
30 Day Intermittent Fasting Log
Intermittent Fasting Log Book
I make vodka disappear. What's your superpower?
2020 Women for Trump
2020 One Year 366 Possibilities
A woman's body is her own fucking business.
I'm A Paralegal, Didn't Give A Fuck Yesterday
I'm A Hairdresser. Didn't give a fuck yesterday.
I'm A Programmer. Didn't Give A Fuck Yesterday
I'm A Mechanic. I didn't give a fuck yesterday.