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I only drink a little but when i do, I turn into another person and that person drinks a lot!
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent. I never know what those fuckers are planning.
Saying "And shit" after everything makes it sound Gangster. Like "I perform surgery and shit."
I hate it when I've been at work for 8 hours, then it turns out it's only been 45 minutes
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to jump in the puddles.