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Merry Unicornmas
Time to get into the Christmas spirit. Gin, vodka, whisky...
Merry Dogmas
Merry Bearmas
Merry Bunnymas
I have OCD. Obsessive Christmas Disorder.
Dear Santa I don't have to be good because I'm cute.
Merry Foxmas
All I want for Christmas is you
Who needs Santa when I've got Grandpa.
Always be yourself unless you can be a Sloth, then always be a sloth
I can't make everyone happy. I'm not a hedgehog.
Don't mess with this stylist. I get paid to cut people.
Kings are born in September.
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
HOME, where you don't have to wear your bra.
Christmas Shopping List Book
Girls just wanna have wine.
'Tis the season to get shit faced. Fa la la la la
Preparing for today's shit show
I prefer dogs to people. At least their shit comes out the right end.
I might look like I'm listening to you. But in my head I'm fishing.
Please don't leave me in this shithole. I mean "Yay, new job" Congratulations.
I was born to be wild but only until 9pm or so