Sassy Sarcastic Journal Publishing

Fucking Hustling

Fucking Killing It as Always

Focus on What Matters

Let That Shit Go

I Take Your Reality and Replace It with My Own

Note to Self

Born to Make History

If You Don't Want to Sarcastic Answer, Don't Ask a Fucking Stupid Question

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today

I Said I Was Smart. I Never Said I Had My Shit Together

I'm Only Talking to My Cat Today

Truth Cannon

I'm Not Antisocial I'm Just Socially Selective

Boobytrap Backwards Is Partyboob

Awesome Things Will Happen Today If You Choose Not to Be a Miserable Cow

Stop Petting My Peeves

I Love the Sound of No One Talking to Me While I Drink Coffee

I Can't Believe How Old People My Age Are

There Are Two Ways to Argue with a Woman. Neither Works

Any Woman Wanting a Husband Obviously Never Had One Before

I Already Want to Take a Nap Tomorrow

Being Gay Is Like Glitter. It Never Goes Away

You're the Reason This Country Has to Put Directions on Shampoo

No Need to Drive Me Crazy, I Can Walk from Here