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The Short Answer Is No. the Long Answer Is Fucking No

Thou Shall Not Try Me. Mood 24

I'm Not a Control Freak But... Can I Show You the Right Way to Do That?

I'm Not Really a Control Freak But... Can I Show You the Right Way to Do That?

Instead of Saying "have a Nice Day" I Think I'll Start Saying "have the Day You Deserve"

Honestly, I Don't Even Play an Active Role in My Life Anymore... Things Just Happen & I'm Like "oh, Is That What We're Doing Now? Ok"

I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing, Retraced My Steps, Got Lost on the Way Back, Now I Have No Idea What's Going on

The Chill Pill I Took This Morning Appears to Have Been a Placebo

I Got Mood Poisoning. Must've Been Something I Hate

Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Effoc. Just Know That I Don't Give Effoc Until I've Had My Coffee

I Really Liked You Before You Started Talking

I Meant to Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options

One Day I'm Going to Make Onions Cry

I'm Trying to Give Up Sexual Innuendos... But It's Hard... So Hard.

I Finally Got 8 Hours of Sleep. Took Me Four Days for Whatever

Tell Me Not to Do Something and I Will Do It Twice and Take Pictures

It's Too Peopley Outside

Smh Shaking My Head Sex Might Help

I Don't Have Gray Hair I Have Wisdom Highlights

Excuse Me Am I Actually Supposed to Give a Fuck Today?

Sargasm

We're All Just a Bunch of Freaks. Some Are Just More Honest about It

Shut the Fuck Up and Drink Your Feelings Like the Rest of Us

Once in a While Someone Amazing Comes Along and Here I Am