Standard Booklets

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Boss But Here I Am Busy Right Now Can I Ignore You Some Other Time

Conquer The World And Shit

Billion Dollar Drunk Ideas

The Dog Really Did Eat My Homework

I'm Smiling... That Alone Should Scare You

A Story About All The Arguments In My Mind

Things I Want To Say To Other Parents But Can't

Sometimes You Just Gotta Let That Shit Happen

Sure, I'll Help You Out... The Same Way You Came In

Note To Self

It's Okay If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste

Of Course, I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice

Light Travels Faster Than Sound This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until They Speak

I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today

If You Work Really Hard At A Job They'll Let You Keep Working Hard

My Quotable Patients

Shit I Wanna Do

Thank You For Leaving My Side When I Was Alone I Realized I Can Do So Much Without You

Plans To Conquer Avocados

Whale If That's Not A Pun

Why The Book Was Better

You Look Good When Your Eyes Are Closed But You Look The Best When My Eyes Closed

Misbehaviors Of A Badass

Awe Shit