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If You Find Me Offensive Then I Suggest You Quit Finding Me
Well At Least Your Mom Thinks You're Pretty
Funny Stuff Drunk Me Orders
Hey, You Yeah You Stop That Shit
Well Look At You Getting Promoted And Shit
Sarcasm Is The Body's Natural Defense Against Stupidity
If You Wrote Down Every Single Thought You Ever Had You Would Get An Award For The Shortest Story Ever
This Is About To Be Dope AF
Cancel My Subscription Because I Don't Need Your Issues
If I Promise To Miss You Will You Go Away
Ugliness Can Be Fixed Stupidity Is Forever
Get Rich Quick Shit
Things I Want To Say To My Husband But Can't
People In Need Of A Fuck Off Pie
Hey, You Yeah You, You're Awesome
Plans To Conquer All Sloths
People I Would Totally Feed To The Sharks
I Am Busy Right Now Can I Ignore You Some Other Time
The Weekly Struggle Of Wtf...
Look At You Graduating And Shit
Plans For World Domination
Me Pretending To Listen Should Be Enough For You
You're Awesome Keep That Shit Up
Things I Want To Say To My Players But Can't