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One Time I Stepped On A Crack But My Mom Didn't Break Her Back

HR Gangsta

Meeting Notes The Stuff I Have To Do Instead Of Doing The Things That Actually Need To Get Done

Professional Shit Show Coordinator

I'll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter

If You're Waiting For Me To Give A Shit You Better Pack A Lunch It's Going To Be While

Just Because The Voices Only Talk To Me Doesn't Mean You Should Get All Jealous You're Just A Little Too Crazy For Their Taste

Million Dollar Drunk Ideas

You Can't Make This Shit Up

The Badass Shit I Do

Well My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Mental Problems

Sometimes You Just Gotta Be A Little Weird

You're An Awesome Old Shit Keep That Shit Up

Mirrors Can't Talk Lucky For You They Can't Laugh Either

First I Drink Then I Write Stuff

Poop I Gotta Get Done

My Shitty Attempt at Doing Stuff

List Of Reasons For Why People Are Lame

Thinking Of A Master Plan For Doing Epic Shit

I Love Sarcasm It's Like Punching People In The Face But With Words

Million Dollar Ideas

My Shitty Attempt at Attempting Something Shitty

I'm Not Listening But Keep Talking I Enjoy The Way Your Voice Makes My Ears Bleed

People I Want To Punch In The Face