Standard Booklets

Be Careful Not To Trip Over My Amazingness It's Everywhere

Life's Good You Should Get One

Don't Regret Shit

Sometimes You Just Gotta Do Shit and Run

My Shitty Attempt At Budgeting

I'm Not Sarcastic I'm Just Intelligent Beyond Your Understanding

Makin Money And Shit

Things I Want To Conquer

My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There

The Book Of Taco Gains

You're An Awesome Shithead

Spoiler Alert Turns Out I Was Right

Glorious Things My Students Say

Burritos and Shit

My Friends Are So Much Cooler Than Yours They're Invisible

I'm Not Crazy The Voices Tell Me I Am Entirely Sane

My Imaginary Friend Says That You Need A Therapist

Plans To Conquer All Cats

Sandwiches and Shit

I Never Forget A Face But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception

People Say That Laughter Is The Best Medicine... Your Face Must Be Curing The World

One Time I Took A Shit On The Carpet And Blamed It On The Dog

This Meeting Is Shit