Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging by Louise Rennison

Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)

by Louise Rennison

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you laugh out loud.

There are six things very wrong with my life:

1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.
2. It is on my nose.
3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.
4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberführer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'.
5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.
6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma’s that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter – afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew – she’s really got her work cut out!

Reviewed by Joséphine on

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Actual rating: 2.5 stars

There were a lot of things about this book that I didn't particularly like but to be fair, I did smirk and laugh a lot. Georgia was hilarious, if a little neurotic. She obsessed about some of the weirdest things and there were only so many times I could gloss over a character flippantly saying she could die. Her obsessions surely bordered on the unhealthy but I've met my fair share of people like her, so I did give the book props for encapsulating the hilariously shallow 14-year-old.

On one level, Georgia reminded me of my days when I was 14. I can't remember how man hours I spent talking on the phone with my friends whom I, needless to say, met everyday in school. In retrospect, those hours were excessive indeed. My dad got so fed up, he installed a second phone line specially for me. Little things lilt that made me smirk because I recognized those situations all too well. But Georgia knew how to push the conventional amount of teenage stupidity and managed to shave off her eyebrows herself.

Then there were those other moments that made me cock my head in confusion and frustration. Georgia spent a lot of time trying to wear make-up so that she would look natural. Uhm, ok. Where did those ideas come from? Must be that stacks of Cosmo magazines she devoured, for sure. I also couldn't help but wonder if Georgia had some weird fetish for knickers. I did a search on my Kindle. Apparently the term popped up 27 times in the book…

Her relationships with boys were partly in her head and partly with real boys. Those with real boys came across as very experimental but I guess she didn't know what she was doing either, so I didn't dwell too much on the uncomfortable parts of her romantic life. As for her friendships, they weren't the healthiest either. They bordered on catty but at least she sir of had her support system with Jas set up. They had their spats but they were there for each other. For the most part.

Before I forget, Georgia's three-year-old sister, Libby never failed to pull a smile out of me. I wanted to laugh at some of her antics but I was reading in public, so I held in my snickers. Either way, Libby was adorable and disgusting, as any toddler naturally is.

Even though the book was rather shallow, it was very entertaining. Anyone looking for a quick read and a good life won't go wrong picking up Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging. There are embarrassing portions but really, Judy Blume added more blush to my face than Rennison did with her pilot book in the series.

On a parting note, let me leave you with my final sentiments: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

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