Beyond Heaving Bosoms by Sarah Wendell, Candy Tan

Beyond Heaving Bosoms

by Sarah Wendell and Candy Tan

The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name...

We do it in the dark. Under the sheets. With a penlight. We wear sunglasses and a baseball hat at the bookstore. We have a special place where we store them. Let's face it: Not many folks are willing to publicly admit they love romance novels. Meanwhile, romance continues to be the bestselling fiction genre. Ever. So what's with all the shame?

Sarah Wendell and Candy Tan--the creators of the wildly popular blog Smart Bitches, Trashy Books--have no shame! They look at the good, the bad, and the ugly in the world of romance novels and tackle the hard issues and questions:

-The heroine's irresistible Magic Hoo Hoo and the hero's untamable Wang of Mighty Lovin'

-Sexual trends. Simultaneous orgasms. Hymens. And is anal really the new oral?

-Romance novel cover requirements: man titty, camel toe, flowers, long hair, animals, and the O-face

-Are romance novels really candy-coated porn or vehicles by which we understand our sexual and gender politics?

With insider advice for writing romances, fun games to discover your inner Viking warrior, and interviews with famous romance authors, Beyond Heaving Bosoms shows that while some romance novels are silly--maybe even tawdry--they can also be intelligent, savvy, feminist, and fabulous, just like their readers!

Reviewed by celinenyx on

4 of 5 stars

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I am in no way the intended audience for Beyond Heaving Bosoms. It is a loving and honest discussion about romance novels by avid romance readers - and I don't read romance in general. While it seems as if there are generally two camps, I belong to neither. I don't hate romance with a passion, questioning the intelligence of its readers, nor do I swoon with a well-thumbed copy. Romance seems to leave me cold. I've tried quite a few in my years of reading, but mostly, the typical romance narrative just doesn't do it for me.*

And that's completely fine! Beyond Heaving Bosoms, though it takes plenty of time to reassure romance readers that their opinions are valid, is a fabulously funny look at the romance genre. It pokes fun at the garish covers, the heroes and their magic penises that can cure the heroine of everything, and all of the clichés you can think of. I especially like that it addresses the more serious problematic sides of romance publishing (racial exclusivity, community backlash) as well as underlining the fact that romance is fiction, and that it's supposed to entertain. It occasionally touches on academic research, but doesn't delve into it much. Understandably, as that might drag the narrative too much - academic writing is notoriously dense. I appreciate that the authors were thorough in their referencing, which seems to be the exception rather than the rule in popular non-fiction.

I read Beyond Heaving Bosoms with a vaguely feminist intention. Romance fiction is largely written by women, for women. It has been the target of much backlash over whether or not it reiterates patriarchal values or not (the goal is, in the end, to marry). Though the authors are a bit careful in taking a strong stance in this debate, I would say that ultimately, the romance novel is ambivalent. Reading practices themselves can be subversive, and there is much to say about having a woman's happiness as the main focus of a novel. On the other hand, romances can be quite problematic in their content (rape scenes, anyone?)

I came for criticism by romance readers themselves, and stayed for the plethora of dick jokes. Highly recommended reading for lovers of snarky humour and a tongue-in-cheek exploration of the genre.

* The only notable exceptions seem to be J.R. Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood books, and Kirsten Callihan's Darkest London books.

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