The Ultimate Guide for the Avid Indoorsman by John Driver

The Ultimate Guide for the Avid Indoorsman

by John Driver

WINNER OF THE SILVER MEDAL IN HUMOR FOR THE 2019 IPPY AWARDS

Welcome to the Great Indoors

Are your couch, TV, and smartphone among your most prized possessions?

Are you looking for proven methods to avoid imminent Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster attacks?

How sick and tired are you of hearing your friends and family say, "Let's go out"?

Then you might be an Avid Indoorsman. Embrace the lifestyle with this hilarious handbook full of tips and tricks to help you survive and thrive in your comfy-yet-still-surprisingly-wild climate-controlled world:

  • Take a 20-question test to determine your level of Indoorsmanship.
  • Learn to identify and overcome the dangers of both the indoors and outdoors.
  • Establish a healthy indoor routine, including plenty of sleep, "exercise," and coffee.
  • Dress the part by thinking simple and sleek...and wearing sweatpants often.
  • Explore the science of ergonomics behind setting up the perfect indoor space.

And much more to help you succeed indoors!

So, stay inside, read this book, and be grateful for four walls and a fast Internet connection.

Reviewed by Jeff Sexton on

5 of 5 stars

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Educational And Hilarious. This book is full of tips and tricks for the Indoorsman that are both hilarious and, in fact, educational. Which is which? Test them and find out. :D Overall, a truly laugh out loud book that also made great, perfectly valid, points in nearly equal measure. Very highly recommended reading, particularly as you look to set or maintain your resolutions for the new year.

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