Read 42%. Wasn't what I was looking for. Too cheesy. I think I wanted something serious, but with an epic romance. But this is more on the silly, lighthearted, and fluffy side.
The main character is supposed to be in her 30s, but in my opinion she acted way younger.
“I blinked at the big horsey butt in front of me.”
“I gnashed my teeth at how feminine I looked. Not dangerous at all.”
She was annoying and childish and kept over compensating just because she's short. Her height was clearly supposed to be an adorable, original joke, but I just found it tired. The barbarians were constantly like: (paraphrasing this one)
“You? An assassin? But you're so tiny!”
Then she'd humph about it and make some comeback. Over and over again.