Sam@WLABB
Written on Jul 24, 2019
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Stop me if you've heard this one before: girl meets player, they fall in love, player changes his ways.
It's a good story. But it's not our story. Ours is a lot more colourful.
When I met Dee, I knew right away that she was special. When she met me, she thought I was anything butspecial-I was exactly like every other guy who'd screwed her over and let her down. It took some time to convince her otherwise, but it turns out I can make a convincing argument when sex is at stake.
You might know where this story's headed. But the best part isn't where we ended up.
It's how we got there.
Leaning close to her, I ask, "If not a banker, what do I look like?"
She smiles slowly and scrapes the olives off the toothpick with her teeth.
"You look like a Chippendales dancer."
Fabulous answer. I don't really need to explain to you why, do I?
In a low, seductive voice I say, "I do have some great moves. If banking doesn't work out, Chippendales is Plan B."