Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced managers? Is it the result of mentoring? None of the above! Every manager follows the doctrine set out in "Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook". Here you can learn about pretending to care - how to hear without listening! It lets you make decisions - be a leader without making any! It lets you empty promises of promotion - enjoy all the motivational benefits with none of the costs! An essential management bible for new managers, teaching them how to transform themselves from bitter and bewildered 'little people' into fully functioning, paradigm-spewing management zombies!
- ISBN10 075221148X
- ISBN13 9780752211480
- Publish Date 20 March 1998 (first published 23 May 1997)
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 25 August 2011
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Imprint Boxtree Ltd
- Edition New edition
- Format Paperback
- Pages 176
- Language English