Soapy McBadmouth

Do I Run? Yes Out of Patience Fucks & Money (More Usefull Than a Card, #6)

Shit I Was Right About (To Write in, #0)

There's No One's Butt I Would Rather Grab Than Yours (More Usefull Than a Card, #5)

How the Fuck Was I Supposed to Know What to Get You (More Usefull Than a Card, #4)

I'm no weatherman...but you can expect more than a few inches tonight (More Usefull Than a Card, #1)

Life Is Short And So Is Your Penis (More Usefull Than a Card, #7)

Battery Not Included (More Usefull Than a Card, #8)

You Don't Get This (More Usefull Than a Card, #9)

I hope your day is as nice as your butt (More Usefull Than a Card, #2)

I Hate People (More Usefull Than a Card, #3)

My fuckit list (Blank Lined Novelty Journal, #0)

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit

Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble

Lucky bastard born in april (Birthday Present by Month, #4)

Lucky bastard born in march (Birthday Present by Month, #3)

Lucky bastard born in may (Birthday Present by Month, #5)

Lucky bastard born in January (Birthday Present by Month, #1)

Lucky bastard born in july (Birthday Present by Month, #7)

Lucky bastard born in august (Birthday Present by Month, #8)

Lucky bastard born in november (Birthday Present by Month, #11)

Lucky bastard born in september (Birthday Present by Month, #9)

Lucky bastard born in october (Birthday Present by Month, #10)

Lucky bastard born in december (Birthday Present by Month, #12)

Lucky bastard born in june (Birthday Present by Month, #6)