Soapy McBadmouth

Book #15: 15 and thick as a brick

Book #16: 16 and thick as a brick

Book #17: 17 and thick as a brick

Book #18: 18 and thick as a brick

Book #19: 19 and thick as a brick

Book #1: Only idiots are born in January

Book #2: Only idiots are born in February

Book #3: Only idiots are born in March

Book #4: Only idiots are born in April

Book #5: Only idiots are born in May

Book #18: 18 and still a virgin

Book #19: 19 and still a virgin

Book #20: 20 and still a virgin

Book #21: 21 and still a virgin

Book #22: 22 and still a virgin

Book #1: Lucky bastard born in January

Book #2: Lucky bastard born in february

Book #3: Lucky bastard born in march

Book #4: Lucky bastard born in april

Book #5: Lucky bastard born in may

My fuckit list

Book #1: I love you for your personality (but a that ass is a really nice bonus)

Book #1: I'm no weatherman...but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

Book #2: I love you for your personality (but that beard is a really nice bonus)

Book #2: I hope your day is as nice as your butt

Book #3: I love you for your personality (but that bush is a really nice bonus)

Shit I Was Right About