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I Will Stand Outside, So If Anybody Asks, I Am Outstanding

Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either

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Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come

I Hear Voices And They Don't Like You

50 Ways To Give The Best Tongue

I'm Not Lazy, I'm On Energy Saving Mode

It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone

You Look Like I Need Another Drink

Best Farter Ever

VEGETARIAN Ancient Tribal Slang For The Village Idiot Who Can't Hunt, Fish Or Ride

I Don't Like Monday Mornings

Journal OF A Moody Cunt

Chocolate Comes From Cocoa Which Is A Plant, Chocolate Is A Salad

Doing Nothing Is Hard, You Never Know When You Are Done

I Have So Much To Do That I'm Going To Bed

I Am On A Seafood Diet, I See Food And I Eat It

Zero Fucks Given

The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction

The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest

This Notebook Belongs To A Cunt

Patience Is What You Have When There Are Too Many Witnesses

If We Shouldn't Eat At Night, Why Is There A Light In The Fridge?

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